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Yo me descojonaba. El poli apuntando con su pipa (fijo que ni cargada, ni nada) a los tres, diciendo, quenosemuevas nadie, quenosemuevas nadie…, Solo con cara de incomprensión, callado, Hilario, compitiendo a gritos con el poli, que no me apuntes, gilipollas, que ha sido este mierda, y el mierda aludido, ausente, doliéndose de las piernas. Hasta que llegó Ramón, y un par de clientes del bar y explicaron la situación, mi hermano Solo y mi primo Hilario estaban virtualmente detenidos. Qué risa.

Por eso mi primo estaba tan capullo con el poli. Normalmente sólo es un poco capullo. Pero no tanto. Menos mal que el poli obeso no quería problemas. 

Oigo el murmullo de gargantas infinitas: un mar de voces que me tranquiliza, que me trae el mensaje de que el mundo rueda, la vida sigue, mientras oiga las voces sonar.
Tú.
Oye, escucha, pega tu oreja a mis labios y oye el sonido de mi voz. No pido que me escuches, que me hagas caso, porque hablo más de la cuenta, y mi cerebro no produce más que tonterías, sólo te pido que oigas el arrullo de mi voz, la música de mi alma que interpreto con la boca. Estoy hablando sin pensar sólo quiero que salgan las notas y que su cadencia te tranquilice. El mal trago que estás pasando, amor mío, te quiere cerrar el corazón. Pero tus oídos, si sabes cómo, pueden volver a abrirlo. Y yo, como siempre, no sé qué decir. Por eso te pido que oigas mi voz. Te cantaré canciones, acunaré tu pena y susurraré historias de tiempos Create account a tu oído. Óyeme. Déjate hablar.

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11 Nov 2015
Esta mañana, Nika, la mala, la pérfida, la depredadora, ha roto la armonía oficinil perpetrando un asesinato.

Tomábamos el café del viernes, un café especialmente dulce y sabroso. Jiji, ja, ja.. y todo lo demás. De repente, vemos que Nika, la gata, la mala, la japuta, hace señales y ruidos ostensibles en la puerta para que la dejemos salir. Fuera, un gorrioncillo gordinflón y confiado se había acercado a beber agua del platito de nuestra repulsiva gatita.

MA, siempre solícita, abre la ventanuca de cristal de la puerta y Nika, como un rayo, demostrando que en su alma duerme (y, aveces, despierta) un diablo sale al exterior y de un salto, se planta en sus dominios. Todo ocurre en mucho menos tiempo de lo que cuesta escribirlo. Nika da un segundo salto -asombroso- y corta de un zarpazo el incipiente vuelo del gorrioncillo barrigón, que cae, fatalmente herido sobre la alfombrilla que da entrada a las oficinas centrales (centrales, laterales, centrocampistas y extremas, son las únicas) de nuestra Create yahoo account.

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11 Nov 2015
-Tío, es que no me sale nada para la letra.
Esa es otra, las letras… No se le daban bien. Hay gente que vale pa unas cosas y gente que no. A John Lennon no se le daban bien las letras. Bueno… Tuve que ayudarle.
- ¿Y el título? La podemos llamar, You may say, I’m a dreamer, ¿no?
- ¿Llu mei sei am a drimer…? ¿Tú estás tonto? – es que, te lo juro, John Lennon a veces, tenía una bofetá…

Y la llamamos, a sugerencia mía, claro, Create hotmail account.

Y todo delante del señor aqui. 

O sea, que si os creísteis lo de Forrest Gump es porque sois unos pringaos. Imagine nacio en mi casa. Prácticamente se la regalé yo a John. Y delante del señor pirirodista. O sea que por eso te digo.

Lo de Zarzuela, lo cuento mañana.

N.B. Lo que se ve debajo del mástil de mi guitarra no es mi barriga, es un cojín que me meto yo debajo del niki (¿os acordáis de esa palabra, niki?) cuando toco la guitarra porque a John le hacía mucho de reir.
He sabido que hay un tipo, o tipa, que se hace llamar Borjamari, que trae de cabeza a muchos bitacoreros, pendientes de que el tipo, o tipa, hable de él o ella, como si el tipo o la tipa fuese una especie de gurú, o guruesa (¿Será guruesa el femenino –la femenina- de gurú?) del mundillo de los weblogs. A mí jamás se me ocurriría tener una bitácora criticona, claro, pero es que yo soy demasiado vago como para leer cosas que me desagradan. Sólo leería las que me gustan, como hago ahora, y el resultado final sería un torrente de almíbar, una especie de apología del buen rollito y del vamos a llevarnos bien que no tendría ninguna gracia. Para que la cosa tenga gracia, tienes que despellejar, eso está claro. Así que, por una vez, voy a leer un sitio que no me apetece nada, Borjamari’s place (juro que si supiera cómo convertir estas dos palabras en un enlace, lo haría) con la única y sana intención de despellejar. Comienzan los juegos florales.

He visitado el templo del supuesto gurú o guruesa y, francamente, Borjamari, me he llevado una decepción. Declaro que me acerqué, en un primer momento, absolutamente lleno prejucios a su bitácora, dispuesto a descubrir la bitácora de un idiota. Ese era mi estado de ánimo.

Pero no pudo ser. Blufff…

Me enseñaron cuando estudiaba, la importancia del primer golpe de vista. Si a la primera no entra por los ojos, me decían, nadie se va a molestar en leer la letra pequeña. Borjamari’s place, la verdad es que es bonito. Ta mu apañaíto el sitio, de verdad. Muy blanquito, bien diseñado, se respira comodidad.

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11 Nov 2015
Josh was remaining amidst a gathering of individuals at a systems administration capacity, when unexpectedly a light of mindfulness went off. He perceived how he generally needed to get a word in - his inner self was wild. He knew this was the means by which he was carrying on at work, likewise, where he was an overseeing accomplice. He realized that he'd gotten smug as a pioneer, and was failing on building up his kin and keeping them responsible to him, themselves and the firm. 

Fortunately, he heard me convey a discussion about responsibility, and he called me to check whether I could offer him some assistance with improving his administration adequacy. 

"Indeed, even in the wake of contracting Alan, I couldn't exactly become tied up with the system," Josh recollects. "I was willing to bolster the exertion to a limited degree, however didn't need it to take up a lot of my time. Thinking back, I think I trusted that Alan would by one means or another mysteriously transform my representatives into a responsible group. 

Furthermore, I'm upbeat to report that Alan did change my kin into responsible workers. He simply didn't do it the way I thought he would, with me on the sidelines. He did it by honing me to be more responsible to myself. By offering me some assistance with modeling responsibility, and by figuring out how to consider my kin responsible to themselves. He did it by giving me devices we could all utilization to make responsibility in our work environment." 

After somewhat of a rough begin, Josh bounced completely on board. He completely grasped the responsibility framework and was meeting with his kin each and every week. Truth be told, he's the person who first taught me the similarity of the aircraft pilot. He said he wouldn't have any desire to get on a plane with a pilot who's ended up careless about finishing the pre-flight agenda. 

"My staff began to come arranged each week with parcels to discuss. It started to feel more great for me and the general population I was drilling. I started to perceive how powerful responsibility gatherings truly can be. 

By then, things moved in my brain and I made a pledge to making it work. I started get ready for the one-on-one sessions, as well. I evaluated the past meeting notes and circled back on things my colleagues had raised before. 

Incredibly, utilizing open-finished inquiries offered me some assistance with seeing that my kin regularly think of preferred answers over I could have considered all alone. I've buckled down at staying more on the "soliciting" side from the mathematical statement, and Free hotmail account the advantages, I've shown signs of improvement at it. 

One consequence of the trust that is created in the middle of me and my group is that individuals are going to our responsibility gatherings with more delicate issues, things they beforehand would not have talked about with me. Some of my chiefs have even begun conceding when they don't comprehend what to do around a specific circumstance. We've made a domain that makes that alright. 

Something else that astounded me: toward the end of some drilling sessions, I listen 'thank you.' My representatives genuinely welcome my endeavors, consideration and direction. I believe they're astounded, as well. They didn't hope to make the most of our time together to such an extent. Yet, they do, and I do. It's working, and that is clear to every one of us." 

Josh's enhanced connections and correspondence prompted some other colossal wins: He encountered twofold digit increments in incomes and benefits, took an early retirement to seek after his interests and interests, and left the organization on a high note. Furthermore, it was all because of responsibility. 

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11 Nov 2015
To truly take in the complete idea of accounting, it is fundamental that every understudy start with manual procedures before graduating to computerized Create account projects. 

The general record is the center of your organization's money related records and each exchange courses through this record. Every record of this center is in the end finished to a Profit and Loss proclamation or Balance Sheet. 

The bookkeeping framework will have various sub records for things, for example, money, debt claims and records payable. Each thing posted in a sub record requires executing to the principle record also. 

There are times when things will go specifically to the general record with no sub record posting. These are essentially exchanges that will have no operational sub record, for example, capital commitments, credit continues and continues from the offer of a benefit. They will be connected to the Balance Sheet yet not to the Profit and Loss Statement. 

With a mechanized bookkeeping program, for example, QuickBooks this procedure is taken care of consequently. With a manual framework all the sub record things must be included toward the end of a bookkeeping period and the sums exchanged to the fundamental record. 

There are two particular focuses to comprehend when setting up the sub records in your organization's business books. One is their connecting to money related reports and the other is building up opening equalizations. 

We realize that the two essential money related reports of an organization are their accounting report and benefit and misfortune explanation and both of these are taken straightforwardly from the general record. 

Each organization has a graph of records which decides the request in which all passages will show up. They are taken care of on a collection premise and the equalizations that make up the details are exchanged to the benefit and misfortune explanation. 

The opening adjusts that are set up are comprised of the benefits and liabilities that the organization has procured keeping in mind the end goal to begin the organization. 

A great deal of little organizations have their yearly business books shutting times taking into account the end of a quarter. For example their year may end March 31st, June 30th, Sep 30th or Dec 31st. Whatever the case, the start of another year and the closure of the old year includes some additional accounting. 

On the off chance that a business uses a manual framework for the majority of their accounting, new records must be made for the forthcoming year of business operation. With a spreadsheet program this can be exceptionally tedious and with manually written pages it can expend much additional time. 

Along these lines, the best, most effective, less tedious and less mistake making bookkeeping projects are - Electronic Accounting Programs, for example, QuickBooks, where everything data to an organization's business books is did naturally. 

Eleanor McCallum is a designer of data items and an originator of sites. My intrigues additionally incorporate specialty offshoot showcasing and sound items. 

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11 Nov 2015

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